5 Stages of grief
Just a rant. If i were to say “Nigeria is a joke” I’ll probably have lots of people agree with me. But look at it closely – Nigeria. Is. A. Joke. That said, what do we do to Jokes? We … Continue reading 5 Stages of grief
Category: Rant Avenue
Signs & Wonders
Every year, there’s some prophetic declaration that Pastors pronounce. It doesn’t even matter if they hear from God. You know, because, sometimes the lord might be busy handling other important stuff like the war in the middle east, Donald Trump’s … Continue reading Signs & Wonders
Seize The Bloody Bae!!!
Hello guys, It’s been a pretty long time I’ve been here and like I said in the last post, it’s as a result of a myriad of factors. Unlike in time past, we want to ensure that we actually write stuff when there’s stuff to write about. That whole pressure of writing because we’re expected to cannot work abeg. Best to have quality than trash quantity. (I actually believe that one day, somebody will do a small pamphlet of these my gem quotes” “Best to have quality than trash quantity” – @Sirkastiq 2015 Today, I want to ‘talk’ about the … Continue reading Seize The Bloody Bae!!!
Ebola 101
Oh come on, you know me better than that. That title is just really catchy, so I had to use something that will catch your attention. It’s just my way of making you want to click the link… Now that I think about it, the entire blogosphere is saturated with new posts and sites telling you about the virus and how to prevent it and what not. So you people are already tired of hearing this shit. Meaning this title might actually drive people away. Oh well, I’ve already started writing it, I might as well finish. This post is … Continue reading Ebola 101
Things Nigerian Men don’t/Won’t do
Ok guys, this is one of those all of a sudden-inspired posts that I didn’t plan to write. Matter of fact, I was just scrolling through my twitter timeline like the peace-loving individual I am and then BAM! I saw this: And then a thought dribbled through my brain defences like… And I tried to ignore but then I saw this: So yes, here we are and yeah, you’re welcome. Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the … Continue reading Things Nigerian Men don’t/Won’t do
A few of my favourite things
“… Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings… “ Everyone has the right to like anything regardless of how zany and Batshit loopy it makes … Continue reading A few of my favourite things
Surulere
Started from the bottom now we’re where? The other day, I was surfing my Instagram page, doing my best not to be led down the path of hell by the images these women so happily post. Yes, I don’t know how they appeared on my feed. No, I didn’t follow them. Yes, you’re stupid for asking this question in your mind. So while I was there looking for pictures to like; seeing as I’m a nice guy like that, I came across a trend. This nigga Don Jazzy (who I didn’t follow because he shared random credit one time) was … Continue reading Surulere
100th Post
Hi. Bye. I kid. 100 Posts!!! Whoop!!! Like Wow! We’ve done 100 posts on this blog. Take a bow guys @cumical and @TheGreyGenesis and all you wonderful people who have contributed via guest posts, series etc. Y’all are far too kind. We couldn’t have done it without you. Well, we could actually, but that’s not the point. No we aren’t cocky…Anyway yeah, Thanks. Free reading for all of you. So to today’s matter… Most times, I get phone alerts about people subscribing to TSC and then my conscience pricks me especially when we haven’t put anything up on the site. … Continue reading 100th Post
Single Pringles
Why hello there. It’s been a hot minute right? My apologies really. I’m even tired of making apologies but thing is I’ve been mad busy with life, work, avoiding getting arrested and/or beat up and organizing the “Letters To My Ex” series on TNC which was a massive success by the way. What?! You missed that? Shit. Catch up here. I wrote Letter number 5. So anyway, those letters successfully started off lots of conversations, responses and lots more. Some even craved the opportunity to respond and I couldn’t help but wonder what that’ll look like. So yeah, sooner than later … Continue reading Single Pringles
Turn Down for WHAT?!
I’m not even happy this morning. Like I can’t even take this thing again. It’s just downright annoying and so I’ve decided to come talk about It here with the hope that the specie to whom this behaviour is commonplace with can fix up. If you’ve ever loved a girl, then you’re probably familiar with heartbreak. The two are almost mutually inclusive as you cannot have one without the other. Note that I didn’t say “if you’re in a relationship” This is because these days, you don’t even have to be in a relationship to have your heart shattered into … Continue reading Turn Down for WHAT?!
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