Da ting go skkkrrraaa pa pa kakaka skiviki popop and a poopoo-turr-BOOM SKYYYA, tutukukutoontoom, poom poom YOU DUN KNOW! You clearly dun know. But guess what? I’m here to help you know. I’ll be actually surprised if you’re reading this … Continue reading Mans not hot!
Just a rant. If i were to say “Nigeria is a joke” I’ll probably have lots of people agree with me. But look at it closely – Nigeria. Is. A. Joke. That said, what do we do to Jokes? We … Continue reading 5 Stages of grief
LOL. Not sure what that “LOL” is doing there, considering the fact that I’m not laughing, or out loud for that matter. Just seemed like a good ice-breaker. Having fun with the series so far? Enjoying the scum stories we’ve … Continue reading The story of Chyna
“Men are scum!” “Men are scum!!” “Men are scum!!!” It has become a reflex anthem – the automatic response to issues that question the behavior of men. Daily, the menfolk awaken to the sound of this chant; it’s an expected … Continue reading Scum Closer – (An Introduction)
Good question. If that’s a question. We were where we were Best answer. if that was a question We really don’t need to do a “we are back” post because look what happened the last time we did one. So … Continue reading Where were we…
Hello guys, It’s been a pretty long time I’ve been here and like I said in the last post, it’s as a result of a myriad of factors. Unlike in time past, we want to ensure that we actually write stuff when there’s stuff to write about. That whole pressure of writing because we’re expected to cannot work abeg. Best to have quality than trash quantity. (I actually believe that one day, somebody will do a small pamphlet of these my gem quotes” “Best to have quality than trash quantity” – @Sirkastiq 2015 Today, I want to ‘talk’ about the … Continue reading Seize The Bloody Bae!!!
Shocker huh? Let’s just say “The Sarcastic Center” isn’t dead as you might have thought. Life happened and we all seemed to get caught up in the madness, with very little time to come on here. Funny thing is, Terdoh and I still kept doing our thing on TNC. Guess it has something to do with finding it easy to deliver when you’re not directly responsible. I don’t know jare. However, what triggered this seeming revival is the consistent visits the blog seemed to be getting even when inactive. You guys still dropped comments and stuff and this served as … Continue reading You Never Esperedit
Ok guys, this is one of those all of a sudden-inspired posts that I didn’t plan to write. Matter of fact, I was just scrolling through my twitter timeline like the peace-loving individual I am and then BAM! I saw this: And then a thought dribbled through my brain defences like… And I tried to ignore but then I saw this: So yes, here we are and yeah, you’re welcome. Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the … Continue reading Things Nigerian Men don’t/Won’t do
Hey Guys, before you pelt me with rotten eggs and tomatoes, let me just cast myself. Firstly yes, we’ve been epileptic with posts. I take responsibility for that. I feel like I’m basically nearing the end of my writing sojourn here. These days, i’m short on ideas and I just want to manage things. Might have to do with more responsibility and shit. Funny enough, I’m pretty frequent with my posts on TNC so I don’t understand it. Anyway, yeah… So last month, a friend sent me this post which I featured on TNC, for the benefit of those who … Continue reading 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Sex
I don’t know who wrote this. Ehen! My Fellow Nigerians, I have read with deep surprise the reports on various matters affecting our nation. I have also been briefed by my aides on the uproar caused by these events. Let me assure you that I am fully aware of all that is going on. The truth is you people will not even allow somebody to rest. You actually think I left the comfort of my home in Bayelsa to come to Abuja and be daily bombarded with problems? Is that how you people were raised, … Continue reading Presidential Speech