Ebola 101

Oh come on, you know me better than that. That title is just really catchy, so I had to use something that will catch your attention. It’s just my way of making you want to click the link… Now that I think about it, the entire blogosphere is saturated with new posts and sites telling you about the virus and how to prevent it and what not. So you people are already tired of hearing this shit. Meaning this title might actually drive people away. Oh well, I’ve already started writing it, I might as well finish. This post is … Continue reading Ebola 101

Beautiful Girls Are Ugly

Beautiful Girls are Ugly. It’s a stretched oxymoron alright, but it’s indubitably the truth. Just hear me out here. “Inner beauty matters most” is the go-to quote for those of us who didn’t win the facial beauty lottery. But it goes beyond that. It’s a universally accepted fact. I guarantee you it wasn’t just a phrase coined by the president of the UPU (Ugly People Union, and yes, that’s a thing) to make its members feel good. Beauty comes in different shapes and fashions (excuse the pun) and when it comes down to it, of what importance is outer beauty? … Continue reading Beautiful Girls Are Ugly

And It Came To Pass…

That Solomon was epic. And God said “dude. What do you want?” And Solomon didn’t ask for money, clothes or hoes. He asked for common sense. And Premium Common Sense™ was granted to him. And two women came to argue over whose child it was. But Solomon had seen this episode of Desperate Housewives before, so he solved that shit with ease. And Solomon married like 300 hunned hoes. And Fela was like “damn”. And it was nothing. Cos Solomon wasn’t satisfied with having a different box every day cos that leaves out 65 days. So Solomon had like 700 … Continue reading And It Came To Pass…

Guy Unchained Vol 2

Good afternoon people. How many of you kept up with Wale on twitter days prior to the release of Ambition? Did y’all notice how nervous he was? That was exactly how I felt when Terdoh informed me the Guy unchained Vol. 1 was TSC worthy. Honestly, I was thinking the article wouldn’t get up to five appreciative comments but y’all proved me wrong, it got over 13 comments!! Yes! It’s such a big deal for me, for a minute I forgot I had a big dick.  I mean it was sorta a Yeezus moment for me like I didn’t have … Continue reading Guy Unchained Vol 2

The Mermaid

So here I was doing my regular rounds of wasting insane amounts of time on the internet reading articles and looking for something to write about when I stumbled on a picture by Advice Mallard duck that said something along the lines of “Go back and watch those movies you watched as a child, the movies don’t change, but your views on them do” or something like that. So I decided, what the hell. There’s all this unused bandwidth. Might as well… I spazzed on Disney. I mean, Disney literally owns our childhoods. Let’s face it. More than half the … Continue reading The Mermaid

Guy Unchained Vol. 1

You like a girl? You have pictured her naked? You still in the friend zone? Did you know you can’t can fuck her without dating her? If “girls” were the name of a university course, I would have been that kid who killed himself due to the annual visitation of failure. Girls are EVE-ool, I still firmly believe Eve was the serpent who tempted herself to eat the forbidden fruit. They got no love for nice guys, they never open their heart for them but somehow manage to accommodate them in a place called THE FRIEND ZONE. It was formerly … Continue reading Guy Unchained Vol. 1

Food Porn – @Cumical

Welcome guys…to what is the last day of the food porn serie… Wait. That was yesterday. Right? But hey, you guys weren’t gonna leave me out of the fun, now…were you? Come on. You weren’t gonna get all the entertainment without involving The Dark Skinned Lovegod aka Mr. Birthmark-On-The-Nutsack aka #NoseFam aka #TeamBrokeUglyAndAnonymous aka Goddamn-How-Many-Aliases-Does-This-Nigga-Have aka I’ve Been Reading Way Too Many Big GhostFace Reviews… So surprise! I’m here. I should get right to it already but I really have to apologize for delivering late. If Laziness was a human he would appear every time I looked in the mirror … Continue reading Food Porn – @Cumical

Food Porn – @Monsieur_RJ

Niggas always say stuff like “Life is just a pot of beans“. They say it to sound funny, to express how bad a situation is or whatever the hell it is. Bottom-line is, they equate beans to bad events. Truth is, those niggas ain’t know shit & it breaks my heart when I hear the great beans being ridiculed like that. A little story about my love for beans. People ask me “Yo RJ, what’s your favorite meal?” (and by people I mean bitch ass niggas, cos real niggas ain’t gon ask shit about another nigga’s favorite meal). Normally I … Continue reading Food Porn – @Monsieur_RJ

The Nigga Fall Of Man

Hey yo yo…whatitdo yo? what-it-doooo? Oh I’m sorry. I’ll get out your hair in a teeny weeny bit. Sirkastiq here welcoming you to your favorite blog *side-eye TNC* and we’re gonna get straight to what we’re here for. Ok enjoy… I have said, You are gods; and all of you are children of the most High. Psalm 82:6 Or as we would like to say in the context of the post you are about to read: I have holla’d, Yo ass is gods; n’ all of yo ass is lil pimpz of da most thugged-out High. Disclaimer: This post has … Continue reading The Nigga Fall Of Man