Month: February 2013

Opinions, Uncategorized22 Comments

e-diota

Sirkastiq

“… if na long thing you need, I’m Mr-giving-you-all-that-you-need, Sa re wa gba Sisi Shalewa, Sa re was gba, ko gbeeni wa…Oh forgive me guys, got carried away with this beat of life song. Mid riff winding sturvs you see. Have you heard “The Matter?” by Wizkid? You should, But ah well, we’re not doing a music review today…Let’s proceed with this (whatever this is) shall we? ***** “…There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.” This is not a light burden in anyway. Matter of fact it is … Continue reading e-diota

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Rainbow

Terdoo

Ever since I left you… I’ve been to hell and I’m back… And my baby, I… I wanna give you all my body and soul… In fact I want to, give you… The keys to all that I got… Cos you’re my star… You are my rainbow… “Ever since I left you….” Before we get to the ‘left’ part, let me tell you how the ‘met’ part happened… It was a Friday night (Isn’t it contradictory to call it ‘Friday night’? Shouldn’t it just be Frinight?) and my guys and I were headed to the club after an amazingly stressful … Continue reading Rainbow

ValenTunes34 Comments

Kedike

Grey

Well, you made it this far. Good for you. If you don’t have a boo yet, don’t worry. You’re not the most useless person around. There’s really a whole lot of you. LOL. Happy Valentines Day to you and the one that’s not yours yet because he/she can/might still break up with you after today. On to today’s aptly chosen piece. He needs no Introduction but fuck it, I’ll Introduce who i damn well desire to Introduce. Ladies, Gentlemen and People of Twitter.. @TheGreyGenesis ***** WARNING: This post is not for Single people. Shebi at this point, normal single people should have … Continue reading Kedike

ValenTunes19 Comments

Nothing.

Sirkastiq

Welcome guys, here we go again right? In case you aren’t aware, It’s also Ash Wednesday. What this means is that you shouldn’t eat any form of meat, Of course you know what I’m talking about. so quit acting all confused. Ash Wednesday also marks the beginning of the Christian Lent season which lasts for 40 days. In this time, people generally give up something(s) to become better people. Let’s ignore the fact that they put these things down to pick ’em up after 40 days (if they last that long anyway) Some of us have generally decided to give … Continue reading Nothing.

ValenTunes34 Comments

Have you Ever?

Sirkastiq

Hey People, welcome to today’s edition of VALENTUNES. Thanks for embarking on this journey with us, we are completely overwhelmed (or something like that) So yeah, today the show goes on and we have serving you a hot dish from the recesses of her oven (no sexual innuendos here please) Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome to TSC… @deolaaa ***** Let’s play a game called “Have you?”. This is going to be moderated by both Brandy’s – the wine and the artiste…for every yes, you take a shot…for every no, stare at the fourth finger of your left hand and sob…let’s … Continue reading Have you Ever?

ValenTunes25 Comments

Black Magic

Sirkastiq

Hey Guys, First of all, allow me say the joy associated with Victory is mighty awesome. Congratulations Super Eagles for a well deserved AFCON triumph. Sadly, we didn’t get the holiday we desired because we still have a president that…sigh..Anyway, moving on swiftly.. “Valentine again? Mtscheeeew. Abegiii” “Has your lover bought your gift yet?” LOOOL…These are examples of statements you must be seeing/hearing in this ‘season of love’ Yup, It’s Valentine and your darling TSC won’t be left out of all the love and heartbreak. So yes we are here with our Valentine themed series “VALENTUNES” As the name implies; … Continue reading Black Magic

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Compaireasons 2

Terdoo

Sometimes you sit and wonder, “why am I wondering?”. Sometimes you sit doing nothing and you look back at the last 5 minutes you spent staring into space and you congratulate yourself on time well spent. Sometimes your mind wanders and you start to see connections in the remotest things. And you begin to link words. Like Eboue, Insult, Nigerians, Football, Banky W’s head. Sometimes the tiniest of things catch your attention and you’re so wrapped in your own world that you almost get pissed when someone wakes you from your reverie. Today, friends and family of the TSC community, … Continue reading Compaireasons 2