The iPad

The post you are about to read is completely fictional. Any semblance to real life characters and/or situations is purely coincidental and by mistake. The owners of this blog will like to state that they have the legal backing of the over 50 just graduated students of the NLS association of Twitter and so consideration should be considered before any legal action is considered. Having said that, Welcome to OuterViews. *Camera zooms in to Host, Newsroom style* In 5, 4, 3… “Welcome to Outerviews, Indeed it has been a while. This is largely because we were restructuring and needed to … Continue reading The iPad

Thinking Out Loud

Greetings, mortals… There comes a time in every man’s life where he has to start a speech with “There comes a time in every man’s life…” This is not that time, but it’s always good to start writing stuff with stuff. You know what I mean right? Yeah. I have discovered that my worst posts come at times when I have absolutely nothing to say. Yes, this actually is one of those times. I’m just going to write whatever comes to my head today. Don’t expect anything deep. I’m simply opening my mind to you. I figured I haven’t passed … Continue reading Thinking Out Loud

The Plant

Before we dive into our post for today, It’s Blog Award season again. On behalf of Terdoh and Dammy, Allow me say Thanks for your nominations and Votes last year, As a result, We emerged the “Most Humorous Blog of 2011”  It’s a new year and We Know that we can repeat this feat. We aren’t priding, We are soliciting. (Please) Do nominate us by clicking here  In the boxes, just type in our web link (www .tscng. wordpress. com) in any category you consider us worthy of. (Do not put us in all, as that warrants a void vote) … Continue reading The Plant


First off bitches, we see all of you creating your versions of the “How to…” series and we would just like to say a big fuck thank you for swegg jacking. Errbady knows that we started that shit. Yeah. Bitches. Sweggu. On to today’s post. No? *clears throat* Let’s cut this long story short. “Good evening people. This is your Captain speaking. We are now landing (safely, alive, and in the same piece as God made you) at the front wing terminal of the Murtala Mohammed International airport. Lagos. Please fasten your seatbelts (if they still work) and prepare for … Continue reading Lagos