Toasted (Throwback)

This is not funny. This shit actually happened. One fateful day, I was walking down ma street. Cool breeze, nice weather, it was the kind of day when nothing could go wrong. (Apparently, whenever you have one of those days, just stay at home. Will ya?) Anyway, I was walking down the street when I got approached by this hot “chick”. Yup. Not the other way around. I got approached. #NoJoke And “she” went, “I think you’re really cute, and we should get together sometime. Might be worth your while. How about tomorrow night?” I was startled. Ma jaw wide … Continue reading Toasted (Throwback)

Fairy Fails

I was sitting around doing my daily Rounds of meditation, and a few thoughts crept into my subconscious and opened my mind to things that you homo sapiens have otherwise been oblivious to. You people have been in the dark for far too long yo! Never fear. Cumical’s here. I shall further proceed to enlighten you. It’s bad enough that you have no idea about the origins of the childhood stories you grew up to. And yet you stay eating food and breathing air like nothing is wrong! There are subconscious messages in the average storybook, and y’all niggas don’t … Continue reading Fairy Fails

Professor Xavier

We interrupt your daily scheduled program to bring you this disturbing exposé. This is all fiction. Or is it…? Professor Xavier’s ways have been exposed! Who is Professor Xavier you say? Well damn? Close this page and be gone from my presence. What are you doing here? Let me just say, that if you never read any comics as a child (not even Supa Strikas) then you probably grew up around child molesters and wankers. No joke. WHAT!? Anyway, for the benefit of those who might not know, (however few they might be), Professor Xavier is a Marvel Comics superhero … Continue reading Professor Xavier