Ole Gunnar Solskjær

“Even if you only saw it on TV, you don’t much like football, and can’t even stand Manchester United, it was a two minute miracle you will tell your grandchildren about. The final 120 seconds of the 1999 European Cup Final in Barcelona were simply the most breathtaking in sporting history. The two minutes transcended sport. It was an object lesson in life. What those late goal scorers, Sheringham and Solskjaer and 11 other players achieved in those moments inspired me. Because of those two minutes, I will always know that if you keep trying, you can succeed.”- Jonathan Margolis … Continue reading Ole Gunnar Solskjær

Fela Anikulakpo Kuti

The league of extraordinary whatever-it-is-Terdoo-calls-it…Here’s the thing yeah, so homie asks that we write on people who are amazeballs and stuff, even provided a guiding list. I go through the list and I’m like who the ‘ell are these people? You might already have read some of their stories as chronicled by the other people who have featured on here. However, i reasoned that a lot of you would read the stories and be like “uh huh, ok, so yeah…” This is why I have decided to bring it home and write on guys who I know you recognise and … Continue reading Fela Anikulakpo Kuti

Naik Bishnu Shrestha

Plan Go to war. Kill the idiots. Come back home. Rest. That was the plan… Steps 1 and 2 went on fine. And so as Bishnu Shrestha was going home on the 2nd of December, 2010, the last thing on this Nepalese (ex) soldier’s mind was getting into another fight halfway home. The 35 year old veteran had just returned and retired from his position as Naik (the Nepalese equivalent of Corporal) in the 7th battalion of the 8th Gurkha Infantry (basically famous for peeing liquid steel and killing their enemies with their eyeballs), a unit where Bishnu’s own father … Continue reading Naik Bishnu Shrestha

Jack Churchill

The year is 1879. Wolverine has just been injected with Adamantium and has run amok, killing niggas while butt naked and then fleeing the lab like a lil’ bitch. Twenty Nine years go by, and there is still some leftover Adamantium left, and Stryker goes, “what am I gonna do with all this Adamantium?” Enter Lieutenant Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming “Jack” Churchill, DSO & Bar, MC & Bar, nicknamed “Fighting Jack Churchill” and “Mad Jack”. Stryker was unable to put the Adamantium to good use, and he just decided, let’s give it to this dude.  So they injected what … Continue reading Jack Churchill

Alexis Goggins

Alexis Goggins is the person we should all look up to and try to emulate. She is my hero whether I admit it or not.                 -Martin Luther King’s Bodyguard 3, Rtd. Alexis Goggins is the greatest human that ever lived, and though she’s currently barely a teenager, I want to be like her when I grow up.                 -Tupac’s bodyguard 1, Rtd. Alexis Goggins is a boss. I love her and I wish I had balls like her.                 -Jack Bauer. Y’all niggas are gay.                 -Alexis Goggins. I know you’re all wondering what the hype is about this … Continue reading Alexis Goggins

The Chronicles of Awesomeness

FOREWORD ______________ If one were to go down the annals of history, one would find an abundance of extraordinary men and women. Conquerors and Warriors, Inventors and Wise men, leaders and pioneers. People such as Martin Luther King Jnr., Aristotle, Abraham Lincoln, Mother Teresa etc. These are the people that have made such an impact upon the earth that their names now stand immortalized in our collective memory…. and I salute them. But(t)… If one were to ignore the annals and peruse instead, the anus of history, one would find several boots lodged firmly in the collective rectum of the … Continue reading The Chronicles of Awesomeness