Sirkastiq: Just in case you don’t know, today is a very special day in history. No not because it’s World Wildlife day (where we celebrate ‘people’ like Terdoh)
Terdoh: Your ancestors are wildlife heroes
Sirkastiq: Don’t interrupt me nigga, I’m trying to share history with these wonderful people
Terdoh: You’re still an animal tho…
Sirkastiq: See, behaviour like this only buttresses my point. Anyway, I was saying…
Sirkastiq: Yo Dee, can you maybe put the phone down and take your selfies later? I’m trying to communicate here
Grey: *click click* I’m trying to get the best angle yo
Terdoh: I don’t know why you’re even bothering, Ellen has won at selfies.
Grey: Bradley Cooper you mean…
Terdoh: Well, Ellen tweeted it first and tagged it the Best Photo ever liveth
Grey: Ellen is a prophet
Terdoh: And she listens to Olamide
Grey: Brad gets no love.
Sirkastiq: Hellooooo, so I was telling you guys how today is a special day in history…
Grey: 2.6 million RTs and counting
Terdoh: YOOOOO!!! I was trying to find out what was special about the picture
Grey: I mean no cleavage, tongue, filters and none of them was looking at the floor the way our Nigerian girls do
Terdoh: Don’t hate, most of them are probably looking for their dignity…Or virginity
Sirkastiq: Can you two nitwits just allow me share with these people why today is…
Terdoh: Yo Dee, you heard DiCaprio didn’t win at the Oscars right?
Grey: Well, I saw that one coming
Terdoh: You did? How? I mean homeboy has been in more dope movies than niggas been in Rihanna’s nookie
Terdoh: Y’all just want Leo to win cos he ain’t never won nothing. The Oscars don’t work like that ma nigga
Grey: Maybe if Leo acted as some guy that has suffered then he’d be considered. He’s always the slave driver, rich guy, master. Humble yourself and you’ll be exalted.
Terdoh: Like that guy Lupita
Sirkastiq: Let me know when you guys want me to share why today is history…
Grey: LMAOOOO…You called Lupita a guy
Terdoh: Well, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and pouts, isn’t it a duck?
Grey: Well, these days, they’re also known as girls.
Terdoh: Our homeboy Chinwetel didn’t win shit too tho.
Grey: No surprise there, the Oscars are a one nigga award per edition show.
Terdoh: And Lupita already took the one for 2014
Grey: Oh yeah…So Tee, what’ve you been up to asides being a jerk on Rounds and on Twitter?
Terdoh: Taking pictures in the shadows.
Grey: So…selfies, cos you’re like N’yongo black.
Terdoh:That’s a new colour right?
Grey: Yeah. Niggas like “I like my women like I like my coffee. N’yongo.”
Sirkastiq: It’s not like I’m here waiting to…
Grey: Sometimes I wonder about your sanity.
Terdoh: Why do I think you’re talking to yourself?
Grey: We’re probably all the same person, and we’re all mad.
Terdoh: You mean you’re mad?
Grey: I mean, nobody has seen all three of us in the same place yeah?
Terdoh: Hmm….I guess you’re right. We’re probably the same person.
Grey: Aha! I knew it!!!
Terdoh: Knew what? That we’re the same? But if you didn’t know that, who would?
Sirkastiq: Carry on, I’ll just keep this history
Grey: I think Saks wants to say something
Terdoh: He does? Why didn’t he say something since? Smh. Such a nigga
Grey: I wonder as well, Like we’ve just been here being awesome but he didn’t say anything
Terdoh: Alright Saks, what’s on your mind?
Sirkastiq: You’ve got to be kidding me
Terdoh: Look son, we ain’t got all day. You either have something to say or you don’t.
Grey: Saks bout to lose his mind
Terdoh: Mind wey my guy don lose since.
Sirkastiq: *gasp* Well, here goes…
Grey: That’s how I was picking beans the other day and then something hit me
Terdoh: Oh my, bummer it wasn’t a car
Sirkastiq: FUCK YOU GUYS OK!!! FUCK YOU!!!
Grey & Terdoh: Oh my!
Sirkastiq: Ugh!! You know what, I’m just going to share this through writing cos y’all are such bums
Grey: So basically, you’re back to writing?
Terdoh: Whoop-de-doo, TSC is back?
Grey: This is history in the making!! We have never been back before and now on the 3rd day of March 2014, we just came back!!!
Terdoh: Guys, we are back!!! Hi-5 Dee my fellow history maker
Grey & Terdoh: Yo Saks, we just made history…Saks…Saks…