Food Porn – An Intro

*np “Nothing Was The Same album”

*Tears*

*Picks up phone*

*Dials number 080 xxxx xx xx*

“Hello…Is this xxx?”

“Yeah K, what’s up? Whatchu want?”

“Hey xxx, *sniff sniff* I’m just here listening to this Drake album and I’m wondering if maybe you and I…*breaks down in tears*

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.

Ok, I’ll quit with the Drake jokes cos I mean they’re entirely played out! Most of you guys be talmabout Drake got you wanna call/text yo ex. Truth be told, She dumped yo ass. You’re not even an ex, you were shown the exit. How ’bout you cry about that and stop blaming it on poor ol’ Drake? Well he ain’t poor but that’s not the point.

and this post isn’t about Drake.

I just had to let that out.

Ok. Moving on…

Hey Guys.

Mahn, let me let you in on a secret: One of the hardest things you’ll ever do as a writer is successfully organize a series. This is because people have this thing called ‘schedules’ and ‘laziness’ and ‘writers bloc’ and a whole lot of reasons that stand against the success of your intended series.

For weeks (months even) we’ve been trying to put out our next scheduled series but truth be told, it’s been major hard as some of our desired writers have been major occupied and unable to deliver for some reason or the other. Anyway, we decided not to hold back as it would be pretty much unfair to those that did deliver if we don’t publish their submissions.

That said, Welcome to Food Porn.

Now here’s the idea, umm…we talk about our ‘favourite’ meals/food in a way that doesn’t sound like a primary school essay on “My favourite food” This means writers are free to tow any line of description (we actually prefer sexual undertones), Humour is most likely played down as this type of writing is much more about the creativity. You can share a story, a poem, even a mathematical equation (Ok, I kid) but yeah,

Our goal with this series isn’t to pervert your mind (although that’s almost inevitable) but to open you to the awesome writing of these guys. Now we’ve also decided that you’re not just a spectator, You can send in a post with your own favourite food. If the team considers it ‘good enough’ then it’ll fly and be put up. The e-mail address remains thesarcasticctr@yahoo.com

I’m sure by the time you read the first post, you’ll have a clear understanding of how this goes.

That said, I’ll see you guys tomorrow at NOON  when the first post goes up.

Tell somebody to tell somebody.

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7 thoughts on “Food Porn – An Intro

  1. Hahahaha…. ” One of the hardest things you’ll ever do as a writer is successfully organize a series. This is because people have this thing called ‘schedules’ and ‘laziness’ and ‘writers bloc’ and a whole lot of reasons that stand against the success of your intended series.”…. SO TRUE!!!! Happening to me right now…

    Anyway, Food Porn? I’m so gonna do this… 🙂

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