*Trumpet sounds * #NoRapture *Music and fanfare, nekkid women strutting their stuff* WooHoo!!!! Oh my…Hi guys, Welcome, Welcome to the first in a barrage of a week supply of stories that TSC bringeth thine way. I don’t even know what that means but it’s provocative…
And no, I’m not thunk i drink. I’m just super excited to welcome you to perSPECTIVES!!! Yay! So it’s here finally. Weeks and weeks of preparation, brain storming, editing, hand bending, nude picture sending (sorry Julz, it’s still our secret) and we finally get the ball rolling…I’m just gonna get out of your face now and let the writers speak by the words on your screens.
Welcome to perSPECTIVES.
Oh! I’ve still gotta introduce the writer
Our world is one in which there exists several answers to questions that arise. One of the most common questions with numerous answers is the “Why did the Chicken cross the road?” Are you among those that believe that it just wanted to get to the other side? Have you ever wondered what/who was on the other side? To do justice to this is Chioma aka @weird_oo… Enjoy!
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THE CHICKEN QUESTION
I sincerely have no idea what is going on in this picture but it made me laugh (._. )
We are all familiar with this very famous jocular question “Why did the chicken cross the road?’ right?
If you aren’t, what are you here for?
This place isn’t for the intellectually inept. Go to Linda’s blog please. ( >_>)
Now to those of you pulsing G(enitalia)’s that know, a lot of you would answer, “To get to the other side” right?
Yeah right…
I have once attempted to answer this question some years ago, and my findings were linked to several historical disasters
I was naive then.
I have now discovered the real answer as to why the road crossing had been occurring since ad infinitum.
Something so terrible!
Something that would change the world’s view about these so called domestic’ animals.
*dramatic pause*
Please put on your shades hidden under your seats to protect your fragile eyes as I prepare to dazzle you with my brilliance.
*end of dramatic pause*
In my quest to find out the real answer to this mind boggling question, I went round the world, back and forth in time, to ask the greatest minds!
(In the US, 1943)
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Albert Einstein: “Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.”
(In Egypt, Date, undetermined)
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
The Sphinx: “You tell me”
Chichi: “But I just asked you the question”
The Sphinx: “What was asked?”
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
The Sphinx: “You tell me”
(In the mythical Kingdom of Denmark)
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Hamlet: “That is not the question.”
Chichi: “Oh-kay? So what is?”
Hamlet: “To be or not to be, that is the question”
(Where the hell am I?)
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Yoda: Crossing the road a chicken wonder I not why.
Chichi: *opens mouth* *closes mouth*
*respects self and goes back into time machine*
(In Kentucky, USA, 1931)
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Chichi: “Ye..na.. wait what?”
Colonel Sanders: “One of my chickens escaped from my kitchen?”
Chichi: “What has that got to do with my question?”
Colonel Sanders: “I need to know my chickens are safe”
(In England, 1700)
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.”
Chichi: “You have no friends do you…?”
(In Tennessee, US, 1967)
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Martin Luther King Jnr: “I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question”
ChiChi: “Such a cool story bro.”
Martin Luther King Jnr: “I’ve got a cooler one! Wanna hear about a dream I had?”
Chichi: “Um…I’ll pass…”
(In US, 2011)
Chichi: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Bill Gates: To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you install Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at White Line 2.0, we have a patch.
Chichi: “Um..I know this isn’t part of my question but you wanna adopt me or something? A wife perhaps?
Chichi: “A girl’s gotta try yes?”
(In Now, 2012)
Chichi: *Steals iPad…sorry iPhone*
Yeah, my trip was messed up and I need to install a GPS into my time machine.
I was jet lagged for a week you know…
Dejected, I decided to look within myself for the answer, and that was when a little birdie whispered another important question: “Is the chicken male or female?”
I started.
THIS!
No one ever thought about this!
What if the chicken was male? That means, the question changes!
“Why did the cock cross the road?”
Why would a cock cross a road ladies and gentlemen?
Why would Paris and Menelaus fight over Helen of Troy?
Why would Orochimaru and Madara fight over me? (Dispute this fact and die.)
The answer is simple.
Pussy.
A pussy cat.
Yes, Helen had a pussycat. I have a pussycat. You have a pussy cat. We have pussycats. Ok, I think my time machine has broken down again because I have no idea where I am going with this. (._. ) ( ._.)
You understand me.
Yes you do.
Fuqing degenerates.
Moving on…
Now when it was a female chicken, Why would a hen cross the road?
A chicken is a farm animal…and a farm implement. -_-
The chick has been getting laid yo!
Oh these animals be frisky ladies and gentlemen!
Frisky!
They stay getting booty and Ds on the regs yo!
Even more than some of you all reading this.
Even more than me writing this.
*Sigh*
*Wipes struggle virgin tears*
Truth is, at the end of the day, I had to ask the main animal itself. I needed to confirm that my theory was correct.
So, I hooked up with this cock and had an intense oral…conversation.
EOL. (X_o)
I got the Ela of Life.
THE END…for now.
LOOOOOOL seen.
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LOOOL. Madness.
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LMFAO! Chioma is bat shit craaay! The hamlet one killed me the most! Interesting start to perSPECTIVES! *round of applause*
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Bat Shit is Guano which is a money maker. I am money making crazy. You should pay me. (.. )
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Okay.
I second the motion that the chicken crossed cos she was a slut….
Linda ikeji reference……..Classic!!!!!
Isaac Newton be repping we scientists………
Col. Sanders tho.
*sigh*
Why Madara??? He is old, ya know!
This is the beginning of more great posts to come!!!
😀
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Madara is a genius. Say no more. -_-
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Well…..
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Ela of Life….*sigh*
So…why DID the chicken cross the road though?
😦
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To. Get. Laid!
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Spot. On. LOOOOL
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Amen!
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Ok I have a problem with the Madara vs Orochimaru thingy. Those niggas be old and creppy AF. Other than that, I totally concur…with whatever point u are trying to make…when u make it
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I like them old and creepy. ^_^
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Oh! You do?
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LOOOL.” You don’t have friends,do you?”
LOOOOL
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LOOOOOOOOOOL
Got Me, Yoda Did.
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But Madara and Oro?
I don’t even know what to call you.
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*Shares Cocks To All Them Ladies*
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If it isn’t over 13 inches please keep it to yourself. 😡
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What????
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Omg. Ur crazy I swear buh nice one tho
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Lmao…so that’s the answer that’s been evading us for years???..
What a chilling story.
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Im selling sweatshirts too 😀
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Good to know…lol…
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LOOL…
“You have no friends do you”?
“GTFOH”… Best part
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Crazy…purrfect…
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“Da Fuq…?”
This just brings up another perspective of things, i.e. who got to d zebra crossing first? Who saw ‘The Lover’ first? Who called Dibs first? WHO CAME FIRST? The Chicken or the Egg?
“Da Fuq…?”
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We shall attempt to answer … 😀
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Just Stay tuned. Why the Chicken crossed the Road is just the first Perspective. You’ll see 😀
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Pretty damn funny!. You continually to fail to disappoint @weird_oo
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LOOOOOOL!!! We all know why the Chick Crossed the road. (¬_¬ ). Jibola was on the other Side. That Cunning Linguist
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Oh, I think I need to cross the road too…just to check out stuff…green grass.. ( ..)
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Nne, warris this? Is this what we planned? Hian!
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Lol Green grass my red ass
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Da fuq
Hilarious shit 😀
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^_^
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Why not try sharlock holmes next time. I bet he has it down
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😀
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LOL.
Intellectually funny.
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indeed
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The Linda snipe did it for me. LOOOOL @ GTFO
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LooooL….. We saw what you did to Linda there. . .
So that was why the chicken crossed the road. . .hmmm. . . that’s one mystery solved
More of these, please
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BUHAHAHAHaHAHAHA!!!
You’re a big fooooooooooooool!! Pussies eat up cocks, so you’re saying that cock was running from or was it towards pussy? Anyway, pussy is sha involved.
Plus pls, I DO NOT have a pussy cat! ( ˘˘̯). Yes, you’re still a foooooool!!
Larry.
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Looooooooooooooooooooooool, intense oral conversation indeed… um, i still dunno why exactly the female chicken crossed the road
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To get laid babe! TO GET LAID! ^_^
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Lol at the Isaac Newton and Bill gates part. Obama, Lincoln anD Even Sherlock might have gottEn the answer probabaly. And as for Yoda O_o.
“Produced have you, a nice start to perspectives” <—- Yoda voice.
Kudos!
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Sunday afterrnoon nd I’m. Lafffn like a. Fool!!!!! Good one!
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LMAOOOOOOO! Hilarious! Very entertaining read.
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Orochimaru n madara fight over you? Where r the Adriana Lima’s of this world n oh Kim k’s of this world? *sigh* n what if d chicken was just plain stupid? Yh stupid people everywhere doing stupid stuff everytime e.g twitter, aso-rock?
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Nice one.
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Why would Orochimaru and Madara fight over me? (Dispute this fact and die.). i haff died and gone to laffter heaven
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Can’t stop laughing… okay, i’ve stopped! iLike! aLot!
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Awww…. Weirdo is crazy too. :’)
P.S. I LURVED the straight faces. Hilarious!
P.S.2 #DearManagement, yay! (Y)
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I believe I just saw an LOL from Mantis.
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Lmaooo! Smh*
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Look! I’m not finding this funny as I’m a big fan of chickens and if there really was an ulterior motive of the road-crossing, I wanna know. Somebody better start ‘fessing before I start murdering chickens across the globe!
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I wonder if hens ever enjoy mating? Why do they keep running from cocks? Common it’s not that painful……But wait, do cocks have cocks?
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LMAO! I burst out laughing in England, 1700…oh my days!
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Bleh!!! How do you upload pics to a comment. I’m at a loss here. Wanna show a picture of the real reason why the chicken crossed the road
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LMAO! I’m scrambling for breath right now. Ama copy this style to my blog.
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