Basically mortals, we’re halfway done with the series yeah? *Hi-fives my lonely self* The Chronicles of Awesomeness section is over, as you might have noticed, and you guys have been so supportive. I really want to appreciate every nutcase who took time out to write for me. I appreciate that shit. Don’t worry, all the props that need to be given will be given in the concluding post. If we ever get there..
We’re close anyway. So…
Yeah, Ladies and men, felines and fellas, since we are done with that, it’s time for us to move on to more important matters. Settle down while I kick knowledge all over blogsville.
Haha! Who dash me depth?
Anybody here ever watched Megamind? Amazing movie… It’s the kind of movie you go to the cinema and watch because you have no other choice, and then end up thoroughly enjoying. Well thought out plot, great graphics, amazing jokes and all that jazz.
But did anybody notice how ‘Jesus’ came from heaven, and landed in a home, and how he walked on water, and how he died, and came back to life?
No? Me neither…
Have you heard? That the Green Lantern? Is GAY?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FUN I AM GOING TO HAVE WITH THIS? NO REALLY! I’M EXCITED FOR THE HOMOSEXUAL! AND FOR MYSELF! OH LAWD! THIS IS LIFE CHANGING SHIT!
I’m sure you guys are going: Terdoh has come again with his nonsense. Ask for proof and I shall provide, or simply use google. Thomas.
In lieu of this recent development, we at Cumical Anecdotes have started a new series known as “The Green Light; at the end of the brown chocolate Alley”.
Or…no no…that doesn’t sound right. Wait…
I asked a couple of my friends, and these are some of the suggestions they came up with:
- “Red means stop, yellow means ready, green means bend over”?
- “The Lantern, the Ring, and the Tube…of Lube”?
- “To infinity and back…for some booty”?
- “Save the world, suck a dick”?
- “The Great Escape, through the back door”?
Haha! Y’all niggas are the worst! I’m going to call it the Green Light District. Thank you Kelvin.
Here are a few excerpts to expect:
“Anyway, he had just bust a nut, and was busy wiping off ready to go again, I told him I needed a break, and a refill of energy. In the last 3 hours, I had worn out the power in my ring using about 80% battery to form a make-shift condom for Flashy boy here and the other 20% to form a strong table-like platform for me to bend over.”
“The newspaper headlines are agog with the news of my sexuality. The fanmail from the regular people has dropped considerately. And have been replaced with a lot of death threats, (really, like they could take me on my worst day) a few broken hearted messages, some encouragements from the gay community, and a whole lot of admiration from a certain Chyke person”
“The ring always comes in handy (all puns intended). Especially when Flash isn’t around to get me off. Those fast hands really work magic. Anyway, I had just damaged a few minds during the career talk I had at school today. They wanted me to talk about being a super hero. They should have known better. The ring did an excellent slideshow of what it’s like to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre. They won’t be calling me again.”
Do not laugh at this. This is serious business.
See y’all tomorrow.