OuterViews II

Good day Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to the first sequel of the Outerviews. I am Terdoh BenFranklin, standing in for Sirkastiq. Saka stepped on many toes last week, causing the Prof to dabaru his career, so he couldn’t make it today. We are currently saving money to buy cardboard so we can tender his problem for a solution to be proferred. Nonetheless, the show must go on. So today, we have in the house, the one and only Col. Muammar al-Quaddafi. *face pops up on skype screen* *crowd gasps* Quaddafi: Who are all these people? I thought this was … Continue reading OuterViews II

OuterViews

Good evening Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys , Girls and Insects. Welcome to the first edition of your favourite programme ”OUTERVIEWS” #sidenote: if you didn’t question the possibility of the above welcome, then something is ‘strong’ with you. How can it be the first edition, yet your favourite programme? Here on OuterViews, we shall engage various personalities on issues and events as they affect our life and society. (you really believe this?) We shall attempt to bring to our readers the truth and inner scoop of happenings the world over. (While believing that y’all don’t listen to news, read newspapers or better … Continue reading OuterViews

ReBirth

THE NEXT BEST THING STARTS SCREENING IN 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1… This Blog is rated Not rated and contains scenes with Stupidity, Idiocy, Strong language, Strong language, have i said Strong language? Typos, Gbagauns, misuse of the words been/being, Nudity might come up once in a while but i can’t guarantee it. Sarcasm, wit (dry and wet), Attempts at humor and more Sarcasm. Reader discretion is hereby advised. Please remember, you can now activate the Parental Guidance on your laptop or mobile phone. Just proceed to the ‘X’ button at the top right hand … Continue reading ReBirth